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Illegal Songs

Second Golden Age of Protest


A second golden age of protest, acoustic revolution time
The folks and the business are going to listen, where there is darkness I will shine
Woody killed Fascists with his guitar, Donovan was sweet but not so sure
Melanie and Joni they got personal, I don't know what happened to that Bobby D

Oh, it was a long time ago
Oh, some people never let go
Oh, here I stand, sorting out the world again

I hear righteous cries of voices, crying for justice in the past
And if 1965 is the last year of your music's life.retrospectives pickled in wine / whine
Some will say the President is evil, say it straight and artlessly
Most still say that their sweet baby left them, she's well out of it it seems to me

Oh, you can sense it I see
Oh, need a leader? - That's me
Oh, no-one's keener to clean up the government

My how I cry for your vagina, but I can't listen to your song
Seems you sell yourself to ego, fame or some man's wealth
Surely there must be something you have to say?
The boys I don't pay them much attention, it's my loss I'm sure that's true
While they're out choosing moisturiser, what's a miserable twat to do?

Oh, I been led well astray
Oh, I got lost on my way
Oh, now it's my mission - to stiffen up the hippy girls
- and that's all

Glorification of Terrorism


Terrorism is glorious, terrorism is great
Let's all be terrorists before it's too late
Before it's unfashionable, before its passé
Everybody make some commuter pate

There's never a reason, don't excuse the just bad
There are no just causes, just the plain mad
So fly 'em from Prestwick, the civilised way
Translove Airways - run by the CIA
Strip 'em and beat 'em and ship 'em out east
It's not really torture when you're fighting the beast - for liberty

And the whole world running from liberty
Ring that bell
The whole world crying for liberty
Ring that bell

Seems it's illegal just talking like me
The authoritarians have taken over the asylum it seems
A police state for safety or a criminal gang
Spot the difference before you all hang

The woman's got hand cream, that man's got a beard
We don't like the cut of his jib he looks weird
So raid and detain and shoot 7 times
No questions or judges or juries or trials - for liberty

And the free world running from liberty
Ring that bell
The whole world crying for liberty
Ring that bell

So terrorism is glorious, terrorism is great
Terrorists founded the United States
Now who can I glorify? Who can I praise?
To get put away for at least 90 days
I give you a lawbreaker, I glorify a man
I give you a terrorist, that Mandela man - for liberty

And the free world running from liberty
Ring that bell
The whole world crying for liberty
Ring that bell
The free world, drunken on bigotry
Ring that bell
The free world, crack down on liberty
All is well

Let's Make Love


I met a girl the other night, we both seemed keen
She was a little more than just 17, if you know what I mean
We talked for a while I took a gamble, said she was the girl of my dreams
So she asked me for a DNA sample, I introduced her to my legal team
Let's make love together if the government says OK
Let's make love together when the consent forms are stamped and filed away

Test the smoke alarm and you can light the candles
If the health and safety rules are obeyed
Pay with plastic, remove all elastic, the restaurant might not be insured
Take me home and do it to me baby, yeah lay lady, lay
Check my ID and I'll start the risk assessment
If the condom tests stand up OK

Let's make love together if terms can be agreed
Let's make love together if your contract lawyer and briefs are up to speed

Just to check you're not carrying explosives, sharp objects or animals or fruit
Fines to pay if I see my sperm on ebay, or your underwear or birthday suit
Be mine if you pass the breathalyser and the health tests indicate rude
Get insured to shoot or sue your suitor if consent has been misconstrued

Let's make love together if the state can be appeased
Let's make love together if work mates and families agree
Let's make love together if the government says OK
Let's make love together as our personal freedom slips and slides away

Incitement to Religious Hatred


I hate your religion and all you believe
You're bad and dangerous, the world is naïve
To think it's OK to let you survive
Your role should be victim, thrown out of the hive

Your books and your buildings your graves and your schemes
Should be dug up or buried or burned, not believed
Your customs and habits, the food that you eat
Shall be cast from the hillsides and labelled obscene
Hate them all, kill them all

Your leaders and followers, interpreters and seers
Dress, customs, language, hung up by the ears
Your religion is a weirdo, a slut, whore and dog
But I quite like them, so perhaps not

The towers and the bowers and the temples and spires
Should be crushed into rubble and sunk in the mire
The scents and the candles and houses and piles
Dissolved in the spit from a million smiles

Hate them all, kill them all
Hate them all, kill them all

Eat all their children and scoop out their brains
Torture and scare them, pour their blood down the drains
Beat them and kill them and boil them in oil
Incitement to religious hatred is my all in all

If you want specifics if you think I'm being coy
Of whom am I talking? Who winds up this boy?
It's as simple as ABC, as easy as pie
It's that Great Giant Pixie that lives in the sky

Hate them all, kill them all
Hate them all, kill them all
Pause for reflection

Through all of this nonsense, the thing that strikes wrong
Is this God needs protection from me and my song
The law is a donkey, a pig snake or ass
We must all be polite and we must be glad

Hey - all of those people who died for free speech
Tell them we're selling it - dirt cheap

Pray For Recession

A double latte frappaccino lite, with Marino cherry shot
In frosted glass, on ice
A cranberry and brie panini with butternut squash mousse
And seared dill reduction - and rocket

And everyone in this city is sure of city certainties and cash
We all need our 80K and bonuses and holidays, no less

I pray for recession, for slow down
Put these people on the dole
I pray for recession, for slow down, melt down
I find it good for the soul

And down on the waterfront, watch the prices tumble into 'affordable'
The rise again of rag and bone, repair or borrow not to own, at last

A pedicure and sun-shower facial, a detox fruit juice irrigation hot
But not too hot
A decking spare room pond extension, with stressed patio artwork
In granite

And down from the coloured cat, the dancers staff the laundrette for me
Me, I will live mouth to hand, I'll kill the ABBA tribute bands for money

I pray for recession, for slow down
Put these people on the dole
I pray for recession, for slow down, melt down
I find it good for the soul

I pray for retribution, redistribution, class war - my opinion has never been polled
I pray for the downturn, green turn, less waste, less greed, less rich
Let them have their turn - its only fair

I pray for recession - so there

Valentine's Day

I don't do Valentine's Day
And all those multiples of 365
Don't mean that much to me

I don't do flowers and cards
Left on a window ledge to bend and starve
And remind myself of me

I don't do jewellery
The chains and bracelets
And the rings that bind

But I could love you, I could love you, I could love you

I don't do weddings with balloons
And broken vintage cars on wet afternoons

You say I could do this for you
But each time I do a little piece of me dies
And there's all too little of me

Yeah I can do pompous and po-faced
In un-relaxed you know I specialise

But I could love you, I could love you, I could love you

I don't do Valentine's Day

My Desire

I nurse my desire as I sign on for hire
I know the cure is cool thinking
I burst my desire as I clean out the fryer
It keeps my world from collapsing

And I know that you don't notice me
And I know that my time's nearly free
And I know you don't care what I do
And there's no-one here to take away - my desire

I curse my desire from waist height or higher
To save my soul from shrinking
Sweet Mary Jane in a cheap burger chain
She flew in from the 60's

And I know that you don't notice me
And I know that my time's nearly free
And I know you don't care what I do
And there's no-one here to take away - my desire

I keep my stars inactive

The Dog Ate My Song

Hey miss, the dog ate my song
And all that was left then was this

Hey sir, God made me old
And little was left when the meaning drained away

The lies of life
The tide of time
We fuck it up between us

Hey miss, don't take the piss
Spit and Sellotape reveal the inherent weakness
Of my work in progress

The lies of life
The tide of time
We fuck it up between us
So yeah, the dog ate my head
And the bowl it was cleaned out of meaning
Were you here?
Left of Centre
My colleagues and I are the good guys, proud to represent you
We need your money to do those good things, to make life better for you
But now somehow you don't seem to like us, but we really haven't turned away from you
We still believe in those principles, we're left of centre through and through

We're left of centre in a nuclear powered kind of way
We're left of centre in a cut down the dole kind of way
We're left of centre in a privatisation kind of way
We're left of centre in a lock 'em all up kind of way

We're left of centre in an increasing inequality kind of way
We're left of centre in a crack down on the poor kind of way
We're left of centre in a sucking up to billionaires kind of way
We're left of centre with consultants at £1,000 a day

But we only pay ourselves what we think right, just a few multiples of yours
We let in some women and some dark skins, from private schools of all sorts
We are the patriot modernisers, we believe in queens and wigs and fur
I can do my job so much better if I do several others first

We're left of centre in a knighting your friends kind of way
We're left of centre in an off shore tax kind of way
We're left of centre in a corporate sponsored kind of way
We're left of centre in a tabloid crawling kind of way

We're left of centre in a DNA test kind of way
We're left of centre in a prove you're Brits kind of way
We're left of centre in a finger printed kind of way
We're left of centre in a where's your ID boy kind of way

Searching for peace in a nuclear escalation kind of way
Modern democracy in a tagged like pets kind of way
Protect your freedom in an iris scanned kind of way
Open government in an official secrets kind of way
Civil libertarians in a CC camera kind of way
Freedom of information in an exempt from the law kind of way

We're left of centre in a top up fees kind of way
We're left of centre in a no wealth tax kind of way
We're left of centre in a keep 'em poor kind of way
We're left of centre in a sleazy arms deal kind of way
We're left of centre in a covering up bribery kind of way
We're left of centre in a banning demonstrations kind of way
We're left of centre in a supporting torture kind of way
We're left of centre in an illegal war kind of way

We're left of centre in a right-wing authoritarian kind of way

Economics

Economic growth is the answer
Redistribution of wealth is a crime
Technology will come up with an answer
Before the world soufflés and dies

Everyone can 4 by 4 freely
Everyone can own the road home
Everyone can live in the country
And speak to their videophones

So turn out the Amazon basin
There's a tin of corned beef as a prize
Concrete the South East of England
Give the Cockneys a surprise

Why take your power from the sunshine?
When you can make a big hole in the ground
Why eat your fill for your dinner
When you can eat till you're 14 miles wide

No puncture for the economic cycle
No rain on the stock market stalls
Let's hope the weather holds for the arms fayre

'Cause we all love injustice and war

And the last tree that stood on Easter Island
Was cut down by a modern hero
The man that killed the last of the dodos
Was a guru of sustainable growth

Stalker Boy

You've obviously lost my address and phone number
And mobile and e-mail, my Mum's house and pager
And all those other ways you could get in touch

Stalker boy wants you and stalker boy needs you
Stalker boy can help and stalker boy pleads with you
I just wanted to know where you lived and who your friends are
And which bus you catch and where you buy your clothes
And where you go, when the night time's cold
Stalker boy's not evil he'll even let you leave
When he's sung his song in your bedroom
My uncle was strange, my mother was unstable
My father died, I was brought up in a stable
Like all those other guys who were not quite right

Stalker boy's not evil he's just a ball of semen
Bowling his way to your top drawer
I've got DVD and mobile, super 8 and high 8
Instamatic web cam on 3D TVs
And I know you're Polaroid, of my tie-pin mic

Stalker boy wants you and stalker boy needs you
Stalker boy can help and stalker boy pleads with you
Running Down the Clock

I love her when she's got good skin
I love her when she's clean
I love her when she's not been in

Pleading, taking, tripping, falling down
Crashing, wasting, smoking, burning down
She's running down the clock, climbing up the rain
Looking for a cloud to take her weight
And when her weight goes down
And she starts coming round, I find her

Fingers, scratching, down the window pane
Falling, freezing, crying like the rain

And she's got zero taste in men
Like all the girls I've known
I loved her 'cause she's got no sense

Pleading, taking, tripping, falling down
Crashing, wasting, smoking, burning down

She's running down the clock, climbing up the rain
Looking for a cloud to take her weight
And when her weight goes down
And she starts coming round, I find her

Fingers, scratching, down the window pane
Falling, freezing, crying like the rain
The feral children, left with wolves again

You Win

If you were dead, I could sleep with all your friends
I'd come alive, let freedom live and faithful die
Say hey, you, what you going to do?
What you going to do when all this stuff comes back on you?

I walk a line, somewhere between the earth and sky
I trip a wire, somewhere between lust and liar
Say shout, out, it won't work out
Boys and girls can't come together never doubt

Hey you win, you win, you win, you win
I take it all back never meant to say
I take it all back never meant to say

I'm not to blame, biology just blows my brain
Lit a flame, a kiss is a kiss in the monsoon rain
Say hey, you, what you going to do?
What you going to do when all this stuff comes back on you

Hey you win, you win, you win, you win
Hey you win, hey you win
I take it all back never meant to say
For every boy who ever said a word
If ever girls could ever hear the boys
If ever we could filter out the noise

Next to You

I, had better not get drunk
Sat next to you
Sat next to you

I, had better not open up
Sat next to you
Sat next to you

I, had better not spill the beans
Better not get obscene
Better not tell the truth

I, had better not get mixed up in you
Better not sit next to you at all
Illegal Songs

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Glorification of Terrorism

Second Golden Age of Protest

Let's Make Love
 
Faithlessnessless - The Debut John Parkes Album

Album Lyrics

1. Goodbye Ms Jones


Hello, you dress like a birthday cake
Gold hair, cascades like a firework

When I was seventeen I never saw you
You were learning to type and learning driving
Me, me well I was up in my mind
Dreaming of a life with no-one driving

Hello, we're gathered together under the weather
Lover, come with me and we'll hang together

We whirl round in a thousand cafes
Cow-cowed down by a million governments
She-she sheep appear in wolfs clothing
Talking of a life with no-one driving

But you could be any woman
I could be any man

So goodbye Ms Jones
I'll see you in a while when importance strikes you out
Goodbye Ms Jones
I'll dream of God and love while you dream of cars clubs and clothes

Hello, you dress like a birthday cake
Gold hair, cascades like a firework

When I was seventeen I never saw you
You were learning to type and learning driving
Me, me well I was up in my mind
Dreaming of a life with no-one driving

So goodbye Ms Jones
Goodbye Ms Jones
Goodbye Ms Jones

2. Cigarette

You were my cigarette
I never liked to leave the house without you
You were my cigarette
I could spend hours alone with you
I'd like to take you out, unwrap you and get my mouth around you
You were my cigarette - and I guess, I loved you

But life burned away
And somehow got shorter
And my hot cigarette
Somehow got bigger, and less cool, and more smelly - and way more expensive

So you're still my cigarette
You are slowly and silently killing me
Yeah you're still my cigarette
Sometimes I could just burn you down
I will not shop for furniture
And I know, that you don't do that kind of sex
Yeah you're still my cigarette
And I guess - I'm going to have to give you up

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3. This Tonight

That kiss, does it mean goodnight?
That look, does it say goodbye?
Those lips, are they cool like a friend?
Or are those come to bed eyes?

Who are you? A friend of a friend of a friend?
Who am I? A child of a child of a child?

That call, did it come from a friend?
This knot, is it all in my mind?
You're going to have to spell it out
'Cause my judgement dissolved in the wine

Who are we? Two people afloat on what's free?
Or could this be, a symptom of moral disease?

Just tonight, I am with you for life
This tonight, I have only desire to give you

Are there things you've always wanted to say?
I'm so perceptive in reading your mind
Or am I a fantasist, fit to drown
In my own libidinous slime?

Who are you? A friend of a friend of a friend

Where am I? In fear of a fear of a fear?

Just tonight, I am with you for life
This tonight, I have only desire to give you

Just tonight, I am with you for life
This tonight, I have only desire to give you

4.To Go Round

We've got to justify the CCTV
And the private security on the private streets
Got to do something for the satellites to see
And there aren't enough paedophiles to go round
There aren't enough paedophiles to go round

Bring on vigilante and nosy neighbour
Electronic tagging, curfew and behaviour order
Instant fine, polygraph test and banning order
And there aren't enough paedophiles to go round
There aren't enough paedophiles to go round

I owe it to the Home Secretary
They got to crack down so they need me
Got to at least go on a killing spree
'Cause there aren't enough bogie men to go around
There aren't enough bogie men to go around

Everybody loves someone to hate
And every government needs a goat to scape
They need my iris, prints and DNA
With my licence plates on a national but privatised database
If you've done nothing you've got nothing to fear
But watch out - cause there aren't enough paedophiles to go round
There aren't enough paedophiles to go round

You owe it to the daily Mail
To the shareholders of the private jails
Everybody get out there and kill a child
'Cause there aren't enough paedophiles to go round
There aren't enough terrorists to go round
There aren't enough dole benefit tourists to go round
There aren't enough out of control 12 year olds committing one youth crime waves terrorising pensioners on a council estate in the North East of England
To go round

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5. Hippy Father

I wish that you were just a little more wild
And I wish you would not do quite so well in your exams
And I wish you would get in trouble with the police - just once in a while

Because I am your hippy father
And I demand a little more disrespect

I wish that you would score for me, skin up and light for me
And I wish you would be a little less discriminating in your sexual partners
And I wish that you would make less money - and a little more love

‘Cause I am your hippy father
And I demand a little less respect

I wish you would not spend all your money on hygiene
And I wish you would go out dressed like that, just once in a while

‘Cause I am your hippy father
And I am your hippy Dad
I am your hippy father
And I demand a little more disrespect

6. 80 Years Old

When you are eighty years old, you might think of now
One day when you’re on your own, you might wonder
Why you so quickly and firmly shut the door
And all I wanted was, well anything

I could be fate, I could be love, I might be lust or hate
I could be me, that might be good, or even just OK
But you’ll never know and you’ll never see
The kind of way I could make this be
Never see what I could mean – prove me wrong

If I reach eighty years old, I will think of you
Tonight when I’m on my own, I will think of now
How everything knotted up and what I tried to say
And all I wanted was too much for you

Or you could talk to me today, I could be your wings
Or you could hold me down to earth, be my gravity

Soap morality, high fidelity
A Barbie girl in a Disney world
If that’s not fair answer me – prove me wrong

If you reach eighty years old, you might see the waste
One day when you’re on your own you might regret the safety
If I reach eighty years old, I will remember

If I reach eighty years old, I will be waiting.

7. Goldfish

I’m a goldfish in a plastic bag
I’m a goldfish in your little white hand
I’m foreign and atom tanned
But all the same

Under water I’m not so strange
Under water I’m not so strange
Under water I’m not so strange
Under water I’m not so strange

I’m ticking for the time of man
Twitching in a stranger’s land
I’m vertebrate and very sad
But virtually sane

And under water my fins are wings
Under water my fins are wings
Under water my fins are wings
Under water my fins are wings

Wings, wings

On my millionth time around
This bowl of sea and clouds
Each one of us always drowns
And ain’t that a shame

Under water man it’s no game
Under water man it’s no game
Under water man it’s no game

Under water man it’s no game

8. Move On

I’m gonna move on
So the little one can forget me
And how I was always wrong

I’d gonna move out
So there’s no doubt where the fault lines lie
What are lies and who made who cry

And I’m sorry that I’ve no more money
Or life for you to drain away
And I’m sorry that I’m so immature
You’re so brave and innocent
And I know that I should’ve just died

I’m gonna move on
Like the beast I am
The lone representative of all that is worst in man

I’m gonna move on

9. Politics

Met a strange old man the other day
And he had many strange things to say

He said: 
I remember ‘politics’, and not so long ago
There was Socialism, Feminism, Marxism and Capitalism -
Debates about the way that things should go

He said:
Do you remember ‘industry’, they used to make things and dig for coal
And a million unemployed was considered too high
But you could just about live on the dole

He said:
There were people who didn’t believe in nuclear bombs
Some even felt property could be theft
We believed in equality, there was just the one Tory party
And there were MPs on the left

And private enterprise could be bad
We raised our fists and sang the Red Flag

Said we used to have ‘student grants’
Even thoughts of taxing the rich
Now the country’s much richer they feed you the fiction
That we couldn’t afford either of these things

I said ‘Oh yeah where was this strange, strange land’?
‘Here’s how I know you’re pulling my leg’
‘I could believe in it partly -
But not the one about just the one Tory party
Or the MPs on the left’

The past it is another country

If this was real it must be ancient history

10. The Gail Porters

I go out shopping for things I never knew I needed
Take my eye off of the world
I go out working for things I never knew I wanted
And pictures of a girl

And just then, the man says
To sell you use biology
Those dreams that never will come true

We need them to feel bad
So bad they’ll watch the TV
Just to see what the Gail Porters do

They keep on paying for jobs that make us nothing
Never worry, never learn
Compared and wanting and everybody’s useless
And you’ll never get the girl

Ambition for TV, stage school brats and therapy
Find something you can’t really do
Try hard, and sell hard, insecure celebrity
Go figure what the Gail Porters do

A TV, a TV life
A TV, a TV high

Buy one, get four free
And everyone a fantasy
Each one with secrets to reveal
Change them everyday and move on
And never see the difference
Go figure what the Gail Porters do 

A TV, TV life
A TV, TV high
A TV, TV life

A TV, TV high

11. Darkness

Sadness, takes me down that slide again
I realise, I’m nothing in your eyes

Tiredness, folds me in its wings again
I realise, I’m nothing in your life

You could save me but you never talk to strangers
You’re not looking for somebody new in your life

Darkness, takes me by the hand again
Leads me out, right out, of your life

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12. You've Never Heard of Me

I’m the rich kid in the sweetshop who doesn’t know what to buy
I’m the poor boy with not enough pennies and a tear in his eye
I’m a hip-hop kid from the city, an old man who’s nearly blind
A country boy from a hillside, the stay at home wondering kind

I’m a sex-fiend family man, a wino libertine
I’m faithful and I’m steadfast and very rarely mean
I’m a necrophiliac abortionist, I’m a sexually frustrated fundamentalist
A dream lover and contortionist, do you really care because it doesn’t really matter ‘cause

I’m not remotely famous, you’ve never heard of me
I rarely make the papers, I only watch TV

I’ve got freedom of opinion, I can slander or blaspheme
I like to point the finger, I like to get obscene
I could tell you anything, you have no reason to disbelieve
You know nothing about me, or if my mission is to deceive

I can say free the paedophiles - give ‘em free school meals
I can ask to verify the count of virgins the martyrs will receive
I can ask did god foresee the fall?  I can point out Diana’s nose job to all
I can point out that the free market and capitalism are incompatible

But nobody’s been listening, hey nobody really cares
I’m not one of the key youth opinion informers
I rarely disturb the air

But my obscurity is fading now, in a million free MP3s
I’ve had several reviews in magazines you’ve not seen (thanks to my friend Ian)
I’ve been on student radio in Preston or Grimsby
To one of the halls of residence where up to 30 people can receive

Catch me while I’m not famous, while I’m just plain JP
While I’m in it for the glamour, before I charge a fee
Catch me now I’m rising fast, my freedom of opinion might not last
I may get a manager and full supporting cast

Yes I’m not remotely famous, I’m no celebrity (get me out of here)
I can’t have your people talk to my people, there’s no DVD with extra features of me
No I’m not remotely famous, you’ve never heard of me
Though I guess you might just catch me now, hey now I’ve got my own CD

So thanks to all for listening, those who got this far
You’ll be on a mailing list if I find out who you are….

….and now the credits

All lyrics by John Parkes

Faithlessnessless - the New Album By John Parkes :: Click To Buy This Album

Please feel free to stick these tracks from the Faithlessnessless album on your Dansette:

Cigarette

To Go Round

Darkness


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